becomeanwarrior: (Go on - hit me!)
Haita Onni ([personal profile] becomeanwarrior) wrote 2024-08-22 05:23 am (UTC)

I don't know. I always got a feeling your basement level was cursed beyond recognition and dared not open it up — I suspect there may be more left there than you thought.

[ He's steadily tugging you out into the real world as you discuss. ]

As you can see, a bit of mania might be what we need right now. I've been terribly busy between the yokai, the invasion from another dimension, the... Abyssals? Otherworlders? I've already forgotten what my cousin called them, damn this useless overstuffed brain of mine— the False Pretender To Illusions and her merry gaggle of incompetents, and nearly losing my job to a right-wing coup! Unconscionable.

And then my dear sweet cousin has the gall to hide my niece nearly died three weeks ago! And has been fooling everyone all this time in the hopes that this was "just a phase" and not a sign of the unbalancing of the carefully balanced supernatural forces that keep my niece in check from succumbing to one or all of them at once!

It's maddening, Sullivan! It's enough to make a man want to SHOVE HIS GODLY COUSIN IN A PUZZLE BOX FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!

[ ...You can clearly see a rubix cube just. Manifest on the end table behind Onni when he says this. Your boss might have well and truly lost it, this time. ]

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