Sweet. I feel the same way sometimes!

[ As you pass by what's inevitably the barracks, you see a couple of dudes geared up in armor arguing as the fight.]

I just- [He parries a blow, swinging in response.] Don't understand! Why can't we take over the kingdom and rule it so no one gets hurt!?

[The far older of the two sidesteps the blade, making the younger jump back with a thrust.] I told you kid, it ain't that easy! You'll have people breaking down your door the whole time!