Haita Onni ([personal profile] becomeanwarrior) wrote2015-11-28 11:35 pm

[Dual Post]

As of this evening, the situation concerning one "Yamada, Mamoru" has been resolved.

Paramedics and Domino Police officers responded shortly after an anonymous tip was left sighting Yamada in the Domino Shopping District. When they got there, they found that Mr. Yamada was out cold in the middle of the street. Special Investigations responded shortly thereafter to assess the scene and collect evidence of what happened from there, while Police roped off the area and Paramedics attended to Mr. Yamada.

From what it looks like, there we no further injuries once Mr. Yamada entered town. Mr. Yamada himself is being treated, and is currently listed in good condition; he should be released within the next few days, pending police cooperation.

We at Special Investigations are glad that the situation was resolved peacefully - though there's no telling exactly what may have been the caused Mr. Yamada's sudden manic state, we remain committed to investigating further into this matter.


[Event]

[Obviously, that's not the full story.

Onni's at SpecInv, looking at a desk with a bunch of photos and bags spread out across it, wearing a pair of slacks, a dress shirt, and nursing a still-steaming cup of coffee.

His brows are furrowed, and he appears rather frustrated.
]

[personal profile] isdragonlady 2015-11-29 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
::Sits her butt on your desk, boss.::

I'm trying to decide between a black halter top or a white wife beater for my date.

[personal profile] isdragonlady 2015-11-29 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
What's that.

::Points at the shard::

And personally I prefer wearing a wife beater.

[personal profile] isdragonlady 2015-11-30 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
... Nothing left of its magical traces? And Some restraunt in the World of Machines.

::Rubs her chin, befuddled.::

[personal profile] isdragonlady 2015-11-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Or whatever it was went elsewhere.

Nouveau riche? How so? I really don't know much about the place. Frankly, almost no one does.

[personal profile] isdragonlady 2015-11-30 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
List the biases and I'll tell you how stupid they are.

How does machine equal gaudy.
zoomizumi: (Wait lemme explain.)

Event

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Putting her elbow on Onni's shoulder at his desk.]

So, hey, Chief?

In this job, do the crimes usually like, solve themselves like that?

'Cause if they do, I gotta wonder why you have such a low transfer rate from the rest of the police force.
zoomizumi: (Studying's dumb.)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so.

What the heck happened, then?

I mean I'm glad nobody else got hurt, but, um, why.
zoomizumi: (Wait lemme explain.)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
If I help crack the case, can we go out for milkshakes?
zoomizumi: (I'm not blushing you're blushing shut up)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hhhhmmm.

[She goes through the file.]

....says that all the security cameras in the shops in the area suffered some kinda weird interference as soon as he got close to them.

Weird...so nobody actually caught what happened on camera?
zoomizumi: (Um...)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
... ...

Okay, I have an idea, but it might be sorta stupid.
zoomizumi: (Um...)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, so.

Regular cameras won't work, right? But. At least one thing still recorded what happened and that's Yamada's brain, 'cause, y'know, he was there.

Soooo what if we asked a psychic duelist tooooo read his mind?

Do we know any of those?
zoomizumi: (I'm not blushing you're blushing shut up)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Holy crap, really?
zoomizumi: (Wait lemme explain.)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

Um.

But we should like, ask Yamada first? And probably get some kinda waiver?

'Cause that'd be kinda police state-y if we didn't.
zoomizumi: (Um...)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
What, the psychic you know?

Who is she?
zoomizumi: (Wait lemme explain.)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Zuzu told me she's like, some giant fuck-off plant dragon?

It's pretty ballin'.
zoomizumi: Not saying that's bad. I'm just asking. (You stupid?)

/3

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.
zoomizumi: (Um...)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
....ohhh.
zoomizumi: (Oh geez...)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
....

...ohhhhh....
zoomizumi: (You can't be serious.)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
But -- wait a sec!

I heard that after she fell off that...space...thing that showed up a couple years ago, she vanished to go live in the mountains like some kinda crazy hermit or something! How're you gonna get a hold of her?
zoomizumi: (Wait lemme explain.)

[personal profile] zoomizumi 2015-11-30 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
....

Is this one of those things where I should get really worried or I should get really pumped up?