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So, 'Riko, whatever weird eldritch magic permeates your house, I think it finally caught up to me on my last trip over. I had to take a whole new set of pictures, even. Some of those were -really- old, too. Gonna kinda miss 'em.

Shiroko, please don't lock me out of the house because I look like someone replaced me with an alien doppleganger, or something.

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Have same face as him now.

Smarmy 'I'm so better than you' face which makes me want to grind it into paste under boot.

I do -not- think I'm better than anyone, thank you very much.

It comes off new face in waves.

Eh, I'm sure I'll get used to it. Wouldn't be the first time I've had a punchable face.

Is it because you were nerd in high school?

Geo told me you let him play class that they made into reality. Let me play Dungeons and Dragons with you.

Got it in one.

...What, really? Jeez, I haven't touched 3.5 in a while...

I mean, I'm down with it, if you wanna play. I'm sure I could whip a campaign up.

Pathfinder.

Will invite sister and brother!

WILL BE FAMILY GATHERING.

I'M NOT RELATED TO ANY OF YOU!

But... fine, Pathfinder it is.

ARE YOU SURE WERE YOU UNNATURALLY RESILIENT AND STRONG WITH GOOD HEAD FOR STRATEGY AS TEENAGER THEN DEVELOPING INTO STRANGE MONSTROUS AFFINITY???

Excellent! Will be sure to make character to make you cry.

YES BUT THAT'S NOT RELATED AT ALL.

Good! I'm used to running advanced campaigns.

YOU SURE? SEEMS TO BE OUR TREND.

Does throw off the 'Ragnarok' thing. Ooo, ooo! Unless YOU'RE the Zombie Hell Royalty and I'M Surtr!

PRETTY SURE I OPTED INTO ALL THIS WEIRDNESS INSTEAD OF IT BEING GENETIC, JUST COINCIDENCES

I'm not zombie hell royalty.

UH-HUH I'M GONNA SNIFF THE TRUTH OUT

You sure? That makes my job a whole lot more cooler. Kiko poisons earth, Geo eats sun, and what do I get to do? Watch the dead leave realm. Very upsetting.

Surtr burns EVERYTHING so all can begin again, which is WAY cooler!

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