[Private to Onee]

[becomeanwarrior]

Hey, sis. Need to ask you something. Vaguely important. Kinda hush-hush.

I'll owe you a videogame. Maybe two if the info is actually relevant.

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[daredevildame]

This had better be important.

I'm doing a stream online where 80% of the screen is me in undress and the other 20% is the game.

[becomeanwarrior]

Why are you- Nevermind, I'm better off not knowing, aren't I.

Anyway.

[Photo snapshot of a business card with a stylized cat-shaped logo, with contact info on it.]

Have you seen this before?

[daredevildame]

Hey, if I can make free money all day playing video games while horny nerds look at my tits while I don't have to get a real job, I'm gonna do that.

And nope. Is that related to those cat burglars who rob magic artifacts all day?

They blew up my front door a while ago.

[becomeanwarrior]

...You know what? Fair enough.

Are said cat burglars doing it under the pretense of 'confiscating' magical artifacts that are being misused? Because... yes, possibly.

...Did they take anything from you, or.

[daredevildame]

All I know is they blow up my front door and that made my girlfriend super mad.

I don't think so.

Maybe they picked the wrong flying castle?

But never seen that card before.

And trust me it isn't me.

I've basically been a total weeb for the last 2 to 3 years living in my flying castle.

[becomeanwarrior]

Yeah like, what the fuck is up with that? Is your girlfriend plotting vengeance upon all humankind or something?

But, okay, I trust you that it isn't you but I would have at least thought you might have some inklings, given, y'know.

Your various connections.

[daredevildame]

She was and then we kind of idled out of it and became lazy lesbians.

... I have connections?

[becomeanwarrior]

Oh, well, good for the two of you, then.

More like you fall in with the worst types cause you're a dimwit, but I was trying to be charitable.

[daredevildame]

I kind of idled out of most of those.

I know a guy who can get you really good porn, though.

I think you'd have better luck with Vidya with this kind of stuff.

Though, I recall you and Priti are bad exes with each other, so...