becomeanwarrior: (So- Uh- The thing is...)
Haita Onni ([personal profile] becomeanwarrior) wrote2024-08-21 11:20 pm

[Private Event]

[A Ten Ton Straw On A Camel's Back]

OR

[The Light Of Reason Flickers In The Eye Of The Storm]

OR

[Madness Enhancement Is A Skill That Renders Most Forms Of Communication Impossible]

OR

['Anger 2' In E Minor]




[ A series of vignettes in which Onni reacts about as well as anyone would to finding out their niece nearly died three weeks ago, is claiming to ascend to the status of a mad god, and every fear they had about her burgeoning powers they specifically warned her parents about has come true, all at once.

This is fine.
]

[personal profile] autumnswarm 2024-08-25 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
"It's new. I suppose it's not having the intended effect on you since you're a little mad right now and just taking it in stride." They seem disappointed that Onni's not yelling about it. And make a note to try again when he's settled.

"Kinder? Maybe. Unfortunately as the world got stranger, so did I. A net neutral gain at least. And now... apotheosis." And then they stare at Onni. He's... trusting them? With OOPARTS? All of it?

"I... you have... you are quite mad now, but... Thank you. I won't let you down, Onni." They extend an arm, as their apparent flesh warps and twists, new, brighter clothes asserting themselves over their ill-fitting suit as the color seems to drain from their hair.



"A back-up plan is wise, considering my, well, everything. I think even in my current state, if I careened off course, Gina and Suguru could take me down. I'll inform them both when they come in to report that they are to incapacitate me at their discretion or at either of our direct orders. But if only one of us gets to be mad at a time, I'll be sane and steer the course."
Edited 2024-08-25 04:08 (UTC)

[personal profile] autumnswarm 2024-08-25 04:31 am (UTC)(link)


Is... Is Sullivan blushing, or feigning it?

"In sanity and madness then. And, honestly, at the point of sounding hopelessly saccharine: You've been my guardrail these years I've worked for OOPARTS, and it's time to tables the turn, as the kids say."

They straighten, uncharacteristic sentimentality passing as the two return to mostly normal human beings. Or at least seeming like it.



"I'll take it in stride, but I'm not meant to be a reasonable person for long, nor you unreasonable. ... and you're not a clown, Onni. Don't say such mean things about my husband in my presence."

[personal profile] autumnswarm 2024-08-25 04:54 am (UTC)(link)


There is a long pause as Onni disappears, leaving Sullivan with the keys. They close their eyes after watching him depart and move through the door. With a gesture, they manifest a fist-sized orb of light that casts odd shadows through the room, all moving with the sorcerer.

"Ah, just kagemusha? I was hoping for spouse." They titter to themselves as they adjust their new clothes, noticing that for the first time they're not baggy or ill-fitting.

"Ah, damn. I suppose I did self-actualize." They let out a hum as they walk to the door and open it to OOPARTS proper. "And he left in such a hurry, I didn't tell him to pass along a message to Da Eiza for me." They mumble now, the mania slowly coming back as they walk, an eerie glow coming from the light.



"I suppose I'll just have to tell her myself!"