[Private Event]

[becomeanwarrior]

[A Ten Ton Straw On A Camel's Back]

OR

[The Light Of Reason Flickers In The Eye Of The Storm]

OR

[Madness Enhancement Is A Skill That Renders Most Forms Of Communication Impossible]

OR

['Anger 2' In E Minor]

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[ A series of vignettes in which Onni reacts about as well as anyone would to finding out their niece nearly died three weeks ago, is claiming to ascend to the status of a mad god, and every fear they had about her burgeoning powers they specifically warned her parents about has come true, all at once.

This is fine. ]

Comments

[becomeanwarrior]

No can do, 'cuz. Bullying you is my privilege as your cousin and being able to advise on the consequences of your actions may as well be my job description!

Hmmm. [ Taps his chin as he taps his foot. ] Now, that said, I don't think lil' miss Fanatic gave us any leads on where to find my wayward niece, and I think the other you skedaddled out of here when she showed up. So that means I've done more harm than good, here.

Shiyoko, can I trust you to wrangle your wife and her horned alternate universe counterpart into catching up with each other so that I can pry into the mess of Queen Suzume's Invasion after I've calmed Kamala down and am a little more sane?

I really can't focus on stuff for very long, right now, so I'd appreciate the helping hand while you're in full Mom Mode.

[blackrthanblack]

Sure.

But I'm going back in my brain can and planning finishing school for my daughter as soon as I'm done.

[becomeanwarrior]

Do feel free to consult me on that, as you need to. I have no objections to sending Kamala to finishing school, given this outburst — she needs a little bit of the extra helping hand.

Do you two need anything else from me, or should I finally make myself scarce so that you two can, uh. Figure out the long-term couch-sleeping arrangements.

[theheadmonarch]

Yes, sure, please--!

[blackrthanblack]

Please show yourself out.

Quickly.

::Popping knuckles.::

[becomeanwarrior]

Can do! Talk to you both later!

[ Waves and swivels on his heel, squinting at the empty space between the throne room and the door. ]

Bah, they're all transitions, aren't they. Guess this is the last scene for the night... Oooh, but that one's a coffee shop.

[ ...You then both watch Onni take several steps away from the throne and slip through a thin black line in reality that wasn't there before, and vanish from view. ]

[theheadmonarch]

...

C-could he always do that?

[blackrthanblack]

No clue and don't care!

We need to have a really long talk, honey.

Very long.

::Crack. Pop.::

[theheadmonarch]

::WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEE::

[SCENE END]