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I am going to go bartend a yacht and get rip-roaring drunk. Not necessarily in that order. Here's hoping I forget the last six months of bullshit. Ciao.

[Filtered away from Susan]

DPD authorized pursuit boat should be waiting at the docks soon enough. Anyone who's going to glare Susan out of her dumb brainwash-the-world-plan should gather up and meet there in the next day or so. SI officer should be guarding it, let them know you're the guys I'm bringing in from outside the police force to help. They should let you through. Practice water safety, life vests, all that happy nonsense.

Fair warning: She seems using a Number for this dumb plan of hers. Number 9, Dyson Sphere. Be prepared for that.

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Bartenders shouldn't be using their PDAs on business time.

Bartenders shouldn't be drinking on business time, but that isn't really stopping me either.

Well, you've been a bad boy, so I'll have to punish you~

P-Please, not in public. If the rest of the clientele sees me punished in public like this, my tips will bottom out...!

Screw the clientele. I'm the one paying you.

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becomeanwarrior - 2013-01-11 09:45 (UTC) - Expand

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whitrthanwhite - 2013-01-11 09:54 (UTC) - Expand

I am very unhappy but I have a cutlass and a plank and both will be getting used if I even suspect that I saw a hint of yours.

Hey, I'm just following Shiroko's whims right now, alright? She wants the Do Not Disturb sign up, it's going up. I'll try to remain as inconspicuous as possible.

YOU WILL WALK THE PLANK.

All I'm saying is I am not responsible if Shiroko locks the door and pins me to a wall, alright? I'm going with the motion of the ocean, and I wager Shiroko will be too.

No need to rock the boat, after all.

If I see it, plank.

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weavethebonds - 2013-01-11 09:54 (UTC) - Expand

We could always use the girl gun on him.

..No, girl Onni might be as intolerable as the actual girl Onni.

... Girl Onni wouldn't have fake tits and a terrible fashion sense.

THEY MIGHT.

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whitrthanwhite - 2013-01-11 09:57 (UTC) - Expand

I thought you were a police officer, not a bartender.

I'm forcing him to bar tend on a yacht.

And watch girl-only Rom Coms and dumb horror movies and eat ice cream and wear pajamas.

... That sounds terrifying.

It'll be fun. I brought Manos: The Hand of Fate, because we need at least one really terrible movie.

Never heard of it.

It sounds very terrifying to me.

It's mostly serving my girlfriend, her sister and their goofy friend drinks and then making root beer floats with more alcohol.

It's kind of fun, actually.

Edited 2013-01-11 16:38 (UTC)

... I thought you got broken up, though.