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[becomeanwarrior]

LOG: HIRUME VS HIRUME (ft. Failnaught and Onni)

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So, uh. Hyyyypothetically speakin'.

If someone maybe got a little bit teensy bit uh, compromised.

Like, say, in the reality-overwritten way.

And that someone happened to be me.

How bad would that be for everyone else involved.

...Did I really have that many pictures of me scowling? Jeez...

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[whitrthanwhite]

And I think you went out drinking with Amy's sister again.

Next you'll say my name isn't Kurochi Shiroko or my mom isn't Vivi Valentine, one of Japan's biggest cheesecake actresses.

What's next? My name's really Shirley?

[becomeanwarrior]

What, no, of course you're... Futaba... Kurochi... Kiriya...? One of those.

Wait, out drinking with Lulu's si-

Oh fuck, Seiya, goddammit.

[whitrthanwhite]

... Kurochi. It's always been Kurochi.

Yeah, Seiya. Who gives you PTSD and gets you drunk.

Jesus, what did you hit your head on, a metal pipe?

[becomeanwarrior]

I didn't hit my head on a metal pipe!

And Seiya doesn't give me PTSD!

[becomeanwarrior]

...Wait, Seiya doesn't give me PTSD?

Ohhhhh hell my head is splitting.

[whitrthanwhite]

Couch. Shower in the morning.

And when is Arty's birthday.

If you didn't bang your head so hard you forgot.

[becomeanwarrior]

Hhhh. Yes, dear.

...March 20th? March 21st? One of those. I think.

...I mostly remember because Lulu was definitely showing before the end of the year but it was close enough I could. Mostly finish things out. Mostly.

Also Arty and I share the same sign but we're on different ends of the cusp in the Western Zodiac.

[whitrthanwhite]

So basically the Ides of March.

I feel like I'm going cross.

Because Lulu wants to schedule her surgery as a birthday present.

[becomeanwarrior]

Absolutely do not let Lulu schedule her a surgery as a birthday present. She's already getting hit with the Wakahisa-Haita bus of puberty, she doesn't need the help.

[whitrthanwhite]

Why not.

You were okay with it last week.

Besides, I already got her a 600,000 Yen Purse.

[becomeanwarrior]

...I mean, if that's what she wants. Sorry, I'm being crabby.

Uggghhhhh this sucks.

[lunaseafuture]

I mean I'm kind of flat...

[becomeanwarrior]

Not you too...

Dear, I promise, you are not flat.

But I won't stop you. But you're not flat.

[lunaseafuture]

Of course I'm flat.

Have you seen Kanan or Aunt Shiyoko or Aunt Noriko?

[becomeanwarrior]

Arty. Darling daughter of mine.

You're not flat if you're sporting DDs by the time you get into high school, I don't care what your Aunties say.

[lunaseafuture]

Mmmmrrmmmph.