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[becomeanwarrior]

LOG: HIRUME VS HIRUME (ft. Failnaught and Onni)

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So, uh. Hyyyypothetically speakin'.

If someone maybe got a little bit teensy bit uh, compromised.

Like, say, in the reality-overwritten way.

And that someone happened to be me.

How bad would that be for everyone else involved.

...Did I really have that many pictures of me scowling? Jeez...

Comments

[whitrthanwhite]

Eh?

[becomeanwarrior]

...Shiroko. What do you remember of our time in high school.

[whitrthanwhite]

Uh.

Lulu (or is it Amy now?) and I had a threesome with you.

Something something Last Class of the Amnael Seminar.

My mom embarrassing me several times wearing nothing but a big Hawaiian shirt with a ukelele while standing on a yacht.

That short tenure of being an idol that didn't go anywhere but I have a hit single of Do The Locomotion in Japanese that plays occasionally on the radio.

I think you either had to drop out early or just at the end of high school you got in major trouble with Lulu/Amy's grandpop who nearly murdered you for knocking her up.

Why.

[becomeanwarrior]

So uh.

I'm pretty sure most of that isn't real.

Or. Wasn't real. It's true... now?

Lulu - Hirume - ate a doppleganger from another world and incorporated her into herself and things got weird and I vaguely remember things weren't like this but I have a wicked headache every time I try to remember the details.

[last_sundust]

Babe.

Divine Authority.

This ain't Noriko's rodeo.

[becomeanwarrior]

Then why does my head hurt like it does when Noriko decides to shake reality like a snowglobe.

[last_sundust]

Beremie Jeremy.

[becomeanwarrior]

Luluuuu you're not helping.

[last_sundust]

Your mind is trying to reconcile what has always been with what was, and I'm not sure why you're bothering with the latter, Warlord.

[becomeanwarrior]

It's actually really nice to hear Warlord. Grounding. Thank you.

It's not doing so intentionally, I think. A part of me is aware of the shift. I'm not reconciling so much as... figuring out what happened.

Like I kind of walked backwards into being a pillar of order so the fact I shifted is. Making me a little dizzy.

[theheadmonarch]

Reality wasn't overwritten.

[becomeanwarrior]

Noriko I am definitely remembering two different things right now.

Though it appears to be Hirume's fault, mostly.

[theheadmonarch]

Well. It's not an overwrite.

It's more.

It's always been like this.

[becomeanwarrior]

Okay but you understand what I mean when I say that! You get what I'm trying to say!

Ow. Headache. Ow.

[lunaseafuture]

I feel like I should be really mad at you for some reason, Dad.

[becomeanwarrior]

On one hand, you feeling mad at me is one of the more normal-sounding things to me right now.

On the other I am like 85% none of this is my fault.

[lunaseafuture]

What, that you apparently got wasted again trying to outdrink Aunt Seiya?

Dad, there's more chance of drying out the ocean then beating Aunt Seiya in booze.

[redderthanred]

...

I am so tired of things shuffling around.

[becomeanwarrior]

If it helps, Kamala, dear, so am I.

Ow.

[redderthanred]

I'm gonna be mad at you for a while.

[observershikou]

Ah.

... I second Kamala's statement.

[last_sundust]

Would it help to say this wasn't done for 'the lulz' as 'riko does and was more to create a lightning rod?

[observershikou]

Having context may help, but even when this is done with the best intentions, it's something that I'm still going to be fully aware of.

[becomeanwarrior]

What Hirume 'n Lulu said.

I'm vaguely aware this was done with like. Best intent. Especially due to the Illusion Witches. And I'll probably see if Shian can actually yoink out some of those memories so I can. Examine them in closer detail.

The uh. 'Higher Self' that I've slipped into sometimes ever since Kamala's incident at the tower remember things more clearly.

...The main side effect beyond the headache is I don't feel nearly as irritable?

[observershikou]

Well, I suppose that's a good side effect as any, but, mmm...

Personally I'm just a bit tired as to how malleable our "reality" is, especially when it can't be understated just how it feels when you wake up one morning and everyone acts as though something entirely new to you is just "how it's always been".

I don't even really know either Hirume or Lulu, other than being aware that the former exists. So it feels quite a bit more taxing.