Haita Onni (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
becomeanwarrior) wrote2024-08-21 11:20 pm
becomeanwarrior) wrote2024-08-21 11:20 pm
[Private Event]
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[The Light Of Reason Flickers In The Eye Of The Storm]
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[Madness Enhancement Is A Skill That Renders Most Forms Of Communication Impossible]
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['Anger 2' In E Minor]
[ A series of vignettes in which Onni reacts about as well as anyone would to finding out their niece nearly died three weeks ago, is claiming to ascend to the status of a mad god, and every fear they had about her burgeoning powers they specifically warned her parents about has come true, all at once.
This is fine. ]
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And Noriko. It's because Kamala's divinity will attract people who will then go insane and try to murder you for petty teenage slights, as seen here, 'cuz. And that's not normal.
And while I am willing to allow a certain degree of harmless delinquency, I draw the line at "toxic bratty terrorist".
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Also, she's literally the daughter of a head of state.
Like I might be in a half lucid dreamstate a lot of the time but now that she's quite literally royalty, who she is and isn't with is literally critical to your actions to make Japan a safe place in a post 'everything is waking up' world, Noriko.
And I think she needs to not have access to all the world's most powerful cards at her whim.
Like I'll listen to Sadame, but.
She's lost basically all the trust we gave her, and there are expectations now.
The same expectations that are getting you called The Modern Bismarck and the Wisest Conservative Mastermind in the modern world.
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While I'll be willing to still give Kamala some rope, we, as people with actually fully developed brains who act as her parents or guardians, should make sure that she is not making friends with people who will either exploit her reckless thinking or try and get to you, Shiyoko, or the Emperor and Crown Prince through her.
And she has shown a remarkable degree of recklessness in her actions here, presumably because she believes in the invincibility of youth. And while I will be very pointedly finding the people who triggered this tantrum and making them wish for the mercy of oblivion—
We need to think about these things going forward!
[ ...The titles only just now register to him and he snorts. ]
C-Conservative Mastermind? [ PFFFFFFF. ]
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She can quickly re-earn that rope, but I plan to treat her like she's 8 or 10 until she proves she can be trusted, at the very short term. Who she talks to, what she looks at, the cards she uses, the things and look of her bedroom, for the short term at least, are going to be out of her hands.
And. Yes. My darling wife is considered the greatest right wing politician of the 21st Century. She's rebuilding the Empire of Japan through an "Imperial Prosperity Sphere". Her major policies of removing democracy from having too much say, her pro-natal policies, her 'anti-feminist' policies, and the "Zeroth War Principle" are getting her praise in all the major Right Wing Papers and Journals.
::Laughs with a motherly ohoho with a tinkling bell laugh.::
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It's not funny! I'm left wing! Just because I put on a sweater and glasses and wear my hair undyed and straight does not make me a conservative!
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And never a soul will believe you.
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::Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.::
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It doesn't help you and Kouji basically put me in charge of a police state, 'cuz.
Certainly doesn't help your case.
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What, no I didn't.
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You turned Sector Security into the model for policework all across the nation, as the Imperial Police Force.
You then put your cousin in charge of it and made sure it had massively expanded powers after becoming the interconnected webbing for the four or five companies that could be their own government entities.
What does that sound like to you.
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That's not what I intended...!
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You just staged a coup to protect your family, consolidated all power in the new royal family lines, instituted direct relatives of either yourself or the Emperor into the most load-bearing positions of power, and intend to use the rule of law to enforce peace, order, and prosperity, while cementing Japan's influence as a world power to keep out troublesome outside influences.
Does that sound about right?
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Yes!
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You know I'm bad at thinking stuff like that! Don't make me do guessing games!
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If I saw someone violently coup a representative democracy.
Activate a superweapon that locked out all foreign threats and interference.
Shift the balance of power to them and their family at the cost of said representative democracy.
Install members of said family in key positions of power outside the royal family.
And then tell everyone I plan to ensure peace and prosperity for a new era of mankind.
I'd think they were an egotistical supervillain!
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But I'm nice! I'm the good guy! The lady protecting the last safe place!
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Stop bullying me and stop being right!
::WWhiiiiiinnneeeee::
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Hmmm. [ Taps his chin as he taps his foot. ] Now, that said, I don't think lil' miss Fanatic gave us any leads on where to find my wayward niece, and I think the other you skedaddled out of here when she showed up. So that means I've done more harm than good, here.
Shiyoko, can I trust you to wrangle your wife and her horned alternate universe counterpart into catching up with each other so that I can pry into the mess of Queen Suzume's Invasion after I've calmed Kamala down and am a little more sane?
I really can't focus on stuff for very long, right now, so I'd appreciate the helping hand while you're in full Mom Mode.
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Sure.
But I'm going back in my brain can and planning finishing school for my daughter as soon as I'm done.
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Do you two need anything else from me, or should I finally make myself scarce so that you two can, uh. Figure out the long-term couch-sleeping arrangements.
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Yes, sure, please--!
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Please show yourself out.
Quickly.
::Popping knuckles.::
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[ Waves and swivels on his heel, squinting at the empty space between the throne room and the door. ]
Bah, they're all transitions, aren't they. Guess this is the last scene for the night... Oooh, but that one's a coffee shop.
[ ...You then both watch Onni take several steps away from the throne and slip through a thin black line in reality that wasn't there before, and vanish from view. ]
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